"THE CHAIN LETTER PROTECTION PACT"
 
 A. Benefits

       I)  This is to protect you from having an infinite numbers of chain
            letters sent to you day after day, wasting valuable time.

       II) This helps you to keep the majority of your friends and not
            have them constantly mad at you for giving them a chain letter.
       III) This is to nullify all the bad luck that is promised to you
             in the typical chain letter.

 B. Requirements

       I) You shall send this to everybody on your mailing list, and to
           everybody that may know your e-mail address.

       II) You may not send any chain letters to the person who gave you
            the "Chain Letter Protection Pact"

 C. Protections

       I) Everybody that you sent this pact to may no longer send you
           "chain letters".  If they do you are now exempt from the
           contents of the letter.

       II) Any bad luck wished to you through a chain letter will now no
            longer apply to you.  The person who sent you the letter,
            must have received this Pact from you before you received the
            letter.  Otherwise, the chain letter is still valid.

 D. Other Key Points

       I) After you have received this Pact and have sent it to
           everybody on your mailing list, you shall have seven years of
           good luck.  This luck overrides any bad luck that has been
           wished to you in any "chain letters".

       II) The creator of this pact is exepmt from any chain letters
            what so ever.  If a chain letter is sent to the creator, the
            sender will experience 15 years of the worst luck.

       III) This Pact has precidence over any other form of chain
             letter,  Pact, or death threat.

       IV)  This has been written for the protection of the community,
             so pass it on to everybody.