With Sex All Things Are Possible The following is part of a Chain Letter collection. If you would like your own name/email address removed from this page, please see my comments on careless email forwarding for how to accomplish that.

From:	SMTP%"bf4grjc@socrates"  1-OCT-1992 19:08:07.19
To:	al@umbc2.umbc.edu
Subj:	Have fun over the next 4 days

From: bf4grjc@socrates (Ravi Ganesan (301) 595-8439)
Message-Id: <9210012244.AA02821@ramanujam.bell-atl.com>
Subject: Have fun over the next 4 days
To: al@umbc2.umbc.edu
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 92 18:44:21 EDT
X-Mailer: ELM [version 2.3 PL8]

Forwarded message:
From bagate!Athena.MIT.EDU!scion Thu Oct  1 18:35:19 1992
From: scion@Athena.MIT.EDU
Message-Id: <9210012140.AA26720@w20-575-121.MIT.EDU>
To: risks@Athena.MIT.EDU, hesiod@Athena.MIT.EDU, whatsup@Athena.MIT.EDU,
        comics@Athena.MIT.EDU, choir@Athena.MIT.EDU
Date: Thu, 01 Oct 92 17:40:17 EDT

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From: ioannis@Athena.MIT.EDU
Message-Id: <9209301852.AA13122@w20-575-129.MIT.EDU>
To: sigs96@Athena.MIT.EDU
Subject: CHAIN LETTER (some material may be unsuitable for minors (Mike))
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 92 14:52:17 EDT

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From: yoav@Athena.MIT.EDU
Message-Id: <9209301450.AA05481@m11-116-11>
To: gzub@wpi.wpi.edu, hannia@rpi.edu, KPXX%MARISTB.BITNET@mitvma.mit.edu,
        cylee@Athena.MIT.EDU, ioannis@Athena.MIT.EDU, gsstark@Athena.MIT.EDU,
        shanyp@Athena.MIT.EDU, nahid@Athena.MIT.EDU, woodyear@Athena.MIT.EDU,
        sarad@Athena.MIT.EDU, crisis@Athena.MIT.EDU, slbolan@Athena.MIT.EDU,
Subject: Chain letter... NOT!!!
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 92 10:50:22 EDT

This is a letter I just received...  Forward or become sterile!!!  (read
the letter at the bottom...)

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From: fawn@Athena.MIT.EDU
Message-Id: <9209292134.AA07472@w20-575-33>
To: yoav@Athena.MIT.EDU
Subject: This is kinda interesting.
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 92 17:34:21 EDT

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From: dean@Athena.MIT.EDU
Message-Id: <9209291906.AA21106@m4-167-1.MIT.EDU>
To: fawn@Athena.MIT.EDU
Subject: Here's what I was talking about...
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 92 15:06:50 EDT

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Message-Id: <1768739@vixen.Dartmouth.EDU>
Date: 28 Sep 92 23:48:32 EDT
From: Someone.who.now.regrets.sending.this@Dartmouth.EDU
Subject: Fwd: Getting some ????
To: dean@Athena.MIT.EDU (dean@Athena.MIT.EDU)

Hey Deano!!  It's pretty funny!!
- - - - - -Ziggy at Dartmouth!
- - - - - --- Forwarded Message from Someone Else Who Regrets Sending This ---

>Date: 28 Sep 92 23:25:52 EDT
>From: Someone Else Who Regrets Sending This
>Subject: Fwd: Getting some ????
>To: Matthew R. Reese, Christy L. Horner, Rebecca R. Oettinger, Cynthia A.
Roberts, Amy G. Coughlin, David J. Hemmer, Matthew B.
Holmwood, Jane K. Burger, Briarly J. Kessler, Benjamin M. Brainard, Timothy
F. Farrell, Maribel Sanchez, Louis Chang, Nina F. Wessel, Jennifer D.
Wajnberg, Noah D. Goldberg, Courtney M. OBrien, Kishan K. Putta, Benjamin S.

Skip through all the names in the first part. The story part is actually
quite amusing; read and enjoy. I hope this provides a much needed break from
all the studying that I know everyone is doing. Yeah, whatever. See ya'.

- - - - - --- Forwarded Message from Marjorie M. Lathrop ---

>Date: 28 Sep 92 22:38:42 EDT
>From: Marjorie M. Lathrop
>Subject: Fwd: Getting some ????
>To: Andrew R. Friedman, Hana F. Jishi, Zachary W. Stein,
Brice E. Rowan, [Removed], Mary E. Romano, Gregory N. Papajohn,
Jonathan T. Stoel, Jeremy A. Idjadi, [Removed], Dror M. Shimshowitz,
Alex C. Nelson, Kevin P. Mollen, Ryan B. Green, Jack Kolodny, Christopher A.
Bach, John M. Strayer, Timothy D. Kennedy

Skip all of the opening stuff and skip right to the bottom.  It's mildly
amusing and I'm superstitious.

>Date: Mon, 28 Sep 1992 21:52:05 -0400 (EDT)
>From: Matthew Brendan Washington <mw4n+@andrew.cmu.edu>
>To: Marjorie.M.Lathrop@Dartmouth.EDU
>Subject: Fwd: Getting some ????
>References: <595827@vixen.Dartmouth.EDU>
>	<cdfJl9G00UhWQ6uHBU@andrew.cmu.edu>
>	<EdfKKj_00aw3FCtkVH@andrew.cmu.edu>
>	<AdgJCZm00awU8DUF0e@andrew.cmu.edu>

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Return-path: <jv18+@andrew.cmu.edu>
X-Andrew-Authenticated-as: 19482;andrew.cmu.edu;Jennifer Carrie Vincent
          via MS.5.6.schirra.res.andrew.cmu.edu.pmax_ul4;
          Sun,  1 Mar 1992 16:59:01 -0500 (EST)
Message-ID: <AdgJCZm00awU8DUF0e@andrew.cmu.edu>
Date: Sun,  1 Mar 1992 16:59:01 -0500 (EST)
From: Jennifer Carrie Vincent <jv18+@andrew.cmu.edu>
X-Andrew-Message-Size: 9102+0
To: Laura Rose Palanker <lp1u+@andrew.cmu.edu>,
    Kimberly Anne Curtis <kc3i+@andrew.cmu.edu>,
    Marylee Elizabeth Willard <mw4s+@andrew.cmu.edu>,
    Robert J Milacci <rm5w+@andrew.cmu.edu>,
    Lisa Michelle Wilson <lw1w+@andrew.cmu.edu>,
    John Anthony Cardillo <jc8b+@andrew.cmu.edu>,
    Anna C Conway <ac4f+@andrew.cmu.edu>,
    Eric Aaron Lewis <el1o+@andrew.cmu.edu>,
    Kenneth Steven Douglas <kd2d+@andrew.cmu.edu>,
    Brian D Kesling <bk1s+@andrew.cmu.edu>,
    Sarah Ann Broadley <sb6e+@andrew.cmu.edu>,
    Matthew Brendan Washington <mw4n+@andrew.cmu.edu>,
    William Winfield Cheeseman <wc10+@andrew.cmu.edu>,
    Meryem Tangoren <mt21+@andrew.cmu.edu>,
    Amy Marie Potthast <ap33+@andrew.cmu.edu>,
    Robert Michael Bruce <rb6a+@andrew.cmu.edu>,
    Annacarol Mary Lesko <al1m+@andrew.cmu.edu>,
    Jason Christopher Proch <jp5o+@andrew.cmu.edu>,
    Stephen Frederick Mann <sm6y+@andrew.cmu.edu>
Subject: Fwd: Getting some ????
References: <595827@vixen.Dartmouth.EDU>

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Return-path: <cj1i+@andrew.cmu.edu>
X-Andrew-Authenticated-as: 18591;andrew.cmu.edu;Christopher Lee Japhet
          Thu, 27 Feb 1992 17:26:55 -0500 (EST)
          via MS.5.6.lira.mg.andrew.cmu.edu.pmax_ul4;
          Thu, 27 Feb 1992 17:26:55 -0500 (EST)
Message-ID: <EdfKKj_00aw3FCtkVH@andrew.cmu.edu>
Date: Thu, 27 Feb 1992 17:26:55 -0500 (EST)
From: Christopher Lee Japhet <cj1i+@andrew.cmu.edu>
X-Andrew-Message-Size: 7094+0
Content-Type: X-BE2; 12
If-Type-Unsupported: alter
To:Christopher James Biggie <cb3x+@andrew.cmu.edu>,
    Kevin Michael Biggie <kb34+@andrew.cmu.edu>,
    Keith Singleton Crabtree <kc3h+@andrew.cmu.edu>,
    Carson Tod Carney <cc6d+@andrew.cmu.edu>,
    Charles Thomas Montgomery <cm5l+@andrew.cmu.edu>,
    John Joseph Crowley <jc8q+@andrew.cmu.edu>,
    Thomas Martin Bestafka <tb2e+@andrew.cmu.edu>,
    "Lawrence J. Grabarczyk" <lg1u+@andrew.cmu.edu>,
    "Dulcie R. Hernandez" <dh40+@andrew.cmu.edu>,
    April Lynn Bobbin <ab4o+@andrew.cmu.edu>,
    Jennifer Carrie Vincent <jv18+@andrew.cmu.edu>,
    Audura C Wick <aw2u+@andrew.cmu.edu>,
    Stefanie J Miller <sm78+@andrew.cmu.edu>,
    Heng Wong <hw0r+@andrew.cmu.edu>,
    "Cyrus R. Akbarian" <ca0o+@andrew.cmu.edu>,
    Justin D Sullivan <jsc2+@andrew.cmu.edu>,
    David Kenneth Docktor <dd2q+@andrew.cmu.edu>,
    "Thomas R. Hockswender" <th1o+@andrew.cmu.edu>,
    Matthew John Fowler <mf2y+@andrew.cmu.edu>,
    "Frank S. Burkus, II" <fb0p+@andrew.cmu.edu>
Subject: Fwd: Getting some ????
References: <595827@vixen.Dartmouth.EDU>

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Return-path: <lm2n+@andrew.cmu.edu>
X-Andrew-Authenticated-as: 19096;andrew.cmu.edu;Laurie Alexandra Modell
          Thu, 27 Feb 1992 16:46:50 -0500 (EST)
          via MS.5.6.pcs5.andrew.cmu.edu.pmax_ul4;
          Thu, 27 Feb 1992 16:46:49 -0500 (EST)
Message-ID: <cdfJl9G00UhWQ6uHBU@andrew.cmu.edu>
Date: Thu, 27 Feb 1992 16:46:49 -0500 (EST)
From: Laurie Alexandra Modell <lm2n+@andrew.cmu.edu>
X-Andrew-Message-Size:    5218+0
Content-Type: X-BE2; 12
If-Type-Unsupported: alter
To: Kimberly Anne Curtis <kc3i+@andrew.cmu.edu>,
    David P Mickelson <dm60+@andrew.cmu.edu>,
    Christopher Lee Japhet <cj1i+@andrew.cmu.edu>,
    James Matthew Damato <jd4l+@andrew.cmu.edu>,
    Boris Kievsky <bk1t+@andrew.cmu.edu>,
    Nonie Kimpitak <nk0u+@andrew.cmu.edu>,
    Ryan Matthew Sullivan <rs8b+@andrew.cmu.edu>,
    Ross Alan Monta <rm5z+@andrew.cmu.edu>,
    Robert Michael Bruce <rb6a+@andrew.cmu.edu>,
    Mary Catherine Welty <mw4q+@andrew.cmu.edu>,
    lockjaw@leland.stanford.edu, sliu@husc.harvard.edu,
    David O Hunt <dh4j+@andrew.cmu.edu>,
    Elizabeth Cornelia Green <eg1o+@andrew.cmu.edu>,
    Justin Coleman <jc8j+@andrew.cmu.edu>,
Subject: Fwd: Getting some
References: <595827@vixen.Dartmouth.EDU>

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Return-path: <Lissa.A.Rosenthal@Dartmouth.EDU>
X-Andrew-Authenticated-as: 0;andrew.cmu.edu;Network-Mail
id <AA21836> for lm2n+; Wed, 26 Feb 92 20:00:13 EST
From: Lissa.A.Rosenthal@Dartmouth.EDU
Message-Id: <595827@vixen.Dartmouth.EDU>
Date: 26 Feb 92 19:59:26 EST
Subject: Getting some
To: Distribution@Dartmouth.EDU
X-Original-To: Karen.S.Tompsett@Dartmouth.EDU, Kerry.S.Gormley@Dartmouth.EDU
X-Original-To: Jennie.W.Bailey@Dartmouth.EDU, Sung.J.Cha@Dartmouth.EDU
X-Original-To: Lissa.S.Engle@Dartmouth.EDU, Jenny.L.Fung@Dartmouth.EDU
X-Original-To: Judith.A.Hall@Dartmouth.EDU, Anne.D.Hawk@Dartmouth.EDU
X-Original-To: [removed]@Dartmouth.EDU, Jennifer.L.Main@Dartmouth.EDU
X-Original-To: [removed]@Dartmouth.EDU, Colleen.A.Woods@Dartmouth.EDU
X-Original-To: GUIBB%CUNYVM.butnet@dartcms1.dartmouth.edu
X-Original-To: lm2n+@andrew.cmu.edu, ST910761@pip.cc.brandeis.edu
X-Original-To: ROBERTV%MIDD.bitnet@dartcms1.dartmouth.edu

- - - - - --- Forwarded Message from Maria Ruderman ---

I don't believe in this little chain letter thing, but I found the concept
quite amusing.  Just think if you pass this on you will get laid in the next
4 days.  Read it.  It's funny.

- - - - - --- Forwarded Message from Rebecca V. Liddicoat ---

- - - - - --- Forwarded Message from Lauren J. Campisi ---

- - - - - -As far as chain letters go, this is one of the more amusing ones I have come
across.  Read on.
- - - - - -One can only agree with that statement!!!!!
- - - - - -Hope everyone has fun with this ,it's funny as all hell!
- - - - - -Matt


This paper has been sent to you for good luck.  The original has been
worn out from having passed through the hands of so many people.  It
had travelled around the world 69 times [Dear Reader: please help keep
this count current.  If this letter falls into your hands after just
completing one more circuit of the world, please add one to the

The luck has now been sent to you.  You will experience great sex
within four days of receiving this letter, provided you send it on!
Since the copy must tour the world, you must make twenty copies and
send them to others.  This is no joke.  Send no money.  Send copies to
people who need to get laid within 96 hours.

After he passed this letter on, a Montana Spinach Control Officer got
his penis stuck in a cow-milking machine and had the longest series of
ograsms of his life.  John Elliot tried to pick up a prositute, but,
because he broke the chain, was picked up by the police instead.  When
they searched his home, they found magazines of little boys which they
showed to his neighbours.  In a suburb of Paris, Don Loray's trousers
were ripped by an unsatisfied erection, 51 days after failing to
circulate the letter.  However, before this happened, a condom machine
gave him three condoms for the price of one.  (was this the
consolation prize?)

Do note the following: Hebert Pudstrom received the chain in 1953.  He
asked his secretary to make twenty copies and send them out.  A few
days later he encountered her in a red-light district making more than
he had every paid her at work.  General George Patton, who sent the
letter on, saw what he thought was a quarter in the street.  When he
bent down to pick it up, a beautiful woman in a miniskirt walked by,
and he got a great view.  His aide, Colonel Roger Bumswiver, who did
not pass on the letter, tried to pick up a similar object but was
fucked up the ass by a desperate gay when he bent over.  Heywood
Daddit, an unemployed chicken choker, received the letter and forgot
that it had to leave his hands within 96 hours.  His wife then went
bowling with his best friend and never returned.  Later, after finding
the letter again, he mailed twenty copies.  A few days later he got a
wife and discovered that his old wife, who he thought was wonderful,
had made love to him like a dead salmon for all these years!  Alan
Fairchild received the letter and, not believing, threw the letter
away.  Nine days later he spilled hot coffee in his crotch.

In 1987 the letter received by a young woman in Texas was faded and
barely readable, so she did not realize that this paragraph applied to
her.  She promised herself she would retype the letter and send it on,
but she put it aside to do later.  She was plagued with problems
including herpes and other venereal diseases she contracted in her
futile attempts to find Mr. Right in a singles bar.  The letter did
not leave her hands in 96 hours.  She finally typed the letter and
found a man with a 10-inch penis.

   You must distribute at least twenty copies within 96 hours of
receiving this letter.  Those who do will find their love lives more
fulfilling.  Those who do not will be doomed to one-night stands with
mechanical devices.